“A-B-C. A-Always, B-Be, C-Closing. Always be closing, always be closing.” —Glengarry Glen Ross Remember back in the Don Draper past when commercials actually talked about the...
The MLB season is just two weeks old, and already baseball’s pig-headed decision not to use virtual technology to call balls/ strikes is looking like a...
We have reached the Covid demilitarized zone. People walking abroad count fellow citizens wearing— or not wearing— masks. Depending on where you live, a sizeable population...
Canadian baseball GOAT Joey Votto of the Cincinnati Reds turns to Atlanta’s Ossie Albies and asks, ”What do you think about me getting a diamond tooth?”...
Sherlock Holmes observed “Once you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains—however improbable— must be the truth.” Using this barometer, what was once impossible in Canada must now,...
An academic of our acquaintance insists that the only things keeping Canada united are hockey and the equalization system. To that list we might now add...
“What did the fingers say to the face? SLAP!” Dave Chappelle as Rick James It was the slap heard round the world. (Okay, that part...
There are truisms. Never eat at a place called Mom’s. Never play cards with a guy whose name is the same as a president. And don’t...
Living in the people’s republic of Trudeaupia you’re often told that you live in the greatest place on earth. From its bovine media to its placid...
Many saw last week’s controversial performance by transgendered University of Pennsylvania swimmer Lia Thomas as simply a swimming contest. In reality it was yet another political...